found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
I forgot wine drunk hurts
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
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