Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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