if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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