We won't sleep together?
Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
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