he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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