he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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