You made me cry and you don't even care
I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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