love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
The only dream I remember having is one where my dad's sperm turned into baby hippos. Like, tiny baby hippos, pocket-sized. I am so fucked up.
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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