I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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