If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
You said you couldn't use your body anymore so you made me push the buttons on your phone while you made alien sound effects
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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