after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
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