I will die if light touches me.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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