My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
This spray tan I used isn't working out. I spent an hour exfoliating and rubbing the damn stuff in with rubber gloves. I wanted the alluring, sun-kissed, sexy look. I've achieved smelling like burnt popcorn and the cats won't stop licking me. I'm a salt lick for cats.
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
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