you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
I just checked and if you bring a picture of your ex they will shred it and give you a free 'hater shot'. Would it be too much to print off one of their wedding pictures and bring it?
I really love that you're not going the 'why am I not married and having a kid yet?' route, but rather 'thank god I dodged that bullet'
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
