? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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