She said her name was "party"
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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