Just brushed my teeth...forgot we used this toothbrush in bed last night.
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
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