They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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