Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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