so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
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