Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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