our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
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