Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you're a dumbass
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
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