Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
two words...techno handjob
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
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