Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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