bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
Masturbated furiously for a half hour; ate a fistful of chocolate, then took a nap. Woke up and finished wrapping presents. I've got this holiday thing down.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
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