You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
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