a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
tonight lets celebrate not being married
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
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