I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
It was like getting head from an anaconda
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
I went to McDonald's this morning still half drunk with penises drawn all over my body, when my card was declined the cashier asked if I needed Jesus
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
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