It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
I force fed him french fries and then proceeded to tell him how sexy corgi’s are … it’s safe to say he’s not texting me for a second date.
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