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she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
Apparently I was so drunk I threw my entire wallet at the stripper on stage. That was the third time I should've gotten kicked out.
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
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