Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
These freshman guys were trying to holler at me from their window, and I realized about 20 minutes too late that the best possible reaction at that time would've been screaming "FLACCID PENIS". Oh, and I found this awesome zombie charm bracelet you would love.
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
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