talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
You promised me a handle of vodka if I took home her ugly friend. Thanks to law class I took for the 2nd time I know that's a unilateral contract asshole
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
So vagazzling was a success
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
Decided to stay in tonight. Completely sober. Just got two drunken booty calls within 5 minutes of each other. This is my life.
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