I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
where does the pee come out of this thing
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
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