is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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