Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
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