Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
They told me I spent half the night at the club with one ball hanging out my shorts. Apparently it got me 1 free drink, 2 numbers, and thrown out.
i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
the russians are downstairs with the vodka loudly proclaiming happy birthday america. i don't care if it's the fourth, i care that it's 9 am and they woke me up.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
Randomize
