You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
Dude. My knees have no hair on them and they're bruised. My thigh is killing me. I have about 1000 texts to about 5 exes which I horribly regret. I have pictures of my own penis on my phone. I can't find my iPad. And I have work in an hour.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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