You're completely useless in the revolution.
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
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