you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
You should frame my arrest warrant.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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