he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
You took a bar mat shot.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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