i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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