Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
All I want to do is go home, strip down to my pants, get in the shower and pee down my leg
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
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