like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
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