ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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