are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
i would one night stand the shit outta him
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
You tried to tip the Uber driver with a meatball sub. Then, when he refused your meatball sub...you demanded he take you to the corner with the hookers. The valet has your keys and water balloons. I'm glad you're only in Chicago for the weekend.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
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