No awkward lesbian experiences without me
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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