I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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