More tranny stories later!
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
Terrible idea I love it
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
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