we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Doctor took one look at my penis and said, 'you don't have herpes, you just masturbate too much'
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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