Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
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