With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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