Sponge bath it is.
Ever since I got married, I've become the MacGuyver of masturbation
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
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