real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
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