I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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